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I’m single, but that certainly doesn’t mean I’m looking. I’m also a lesbian, which isn’t big news to anybody who went to school with me. If you make the wise decision to follow my blog, you can expect regular updates from my life, which is the best freakin’ deal you’ve ever heard.
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 / </description><title>everyone knows my job here is to look hot</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @topbitchlopez)</generator><link>http://topbitchlopez.tumblr.com/</link><item><title> tinkerrach replied to your post: Boredom.
What’s wrong, Santana?
Sitting in an empty apartment all...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;a href="http://tinkerrach.tumblr.com/"&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/avatar_5d070e39a864_16.png"/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;strong&gt;&lt;a href="http://tinkerrach.tumblr.com/"&gt;tinkerrach&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; replied to your &lt;strong&gt;&lt;a href="http://topbitchlopez.tumblr.com/post/28794571464/boredom"&gt;post&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;span&gt;:&lt;/span&gt; &lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;a href="http://topbitchlopez.tumblr.com/post/28794571464/boredom"&gt;Boredom.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;What’s wrong, Santana?&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Sitting in an empty apartment all night gets boring, I guess. And my TV channels suck.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://topbitchlopez.tumblr.com/post/28815668471</link><guid>http://topbitchlopez.tumblr.com/post/28815668471</guid><pubDate>Mon, 06 Aug 2012 05:25:54 +0100</pubDate><category>tinkerrach</category><category>p: rb</category></item><item><title> brittsagainstthemusic replied to your post: Boredom.
You’re in New York. How could you possibly be...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;a href="http://brittsagainstthemusic.tumblr.com/"&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/avatar_8997c8800b22_16.png"/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;strong&gt;&lt;a href="http://brittsagainstthemusic.tumblr.com/"&gt;brittsagainstthemusic&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; replied to your &lt;strong&gt;&lt;a href="http://topbitchlopez.tumblr.com/post/28794571464/boredom"&gt;post&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;span&gt;:&lt;/span&gt; &lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;a href="http://topbitchlopez.tumblr.com/post/28794571464/boredom"&gt;Boredom.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;You’re in New York. How could you possibly be bored?&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I haven&amp;#8217;t been sightseeing or anything yet.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://topbitchlopez.tumblr.com/post/28802077204</link><guid>http://topbitchlopez.tumblr.com/post/28802077204</guid><pubDate>Mon, 06 Aug 2012 01:59:46 +0100</pubDate><category>brittsagainstthemusic</category><category>p: bp</category></item><item><title>Boredom.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8b1eyW34l1ro2h2g.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://topbitchlopez.tumblr.com/post/28794571464</link><guid>http://topbitchlopez.tumblr.com/post/28794571464</guid><pubDate>Mon, 06 Aug 2012 00:04:00 +0100</pubDate><category>post: gen</category></item><item><title>bigappleblaine:

Magical elf? Your nicknames never get old.

Neither does your attitude, Prince...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bigappleblaine.tumblr.com/post/28783637450/topbitchlopez-bigappleblaine-replied-to-your"&gt;bigappleblaine&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Magical elf? Your nicknames never get old.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Neither does your attitude, Prince Eric. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://topbitchlopez.tumblr.com/post/28784762534</link><guid>http://topbitchlopez.tumblr.com/post/28784762534</guid><pubDate>Sun, 05 Aug 2012 21:31:17 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>My apartment, for Kurt.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8asv0LBJF1ruopxdo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;My apartment, for Kurt.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://topbitchlopez.tumblr.com/post/28782786529</link><guid>http://topbitchlopez.tumblr.com/post/28782786529</guid><pubDate>Sun, 05 Aug 2012 20:59:56 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title> bigappleblaine replied to your post: 
I was just waiting for you to make a comment.
I&amp;#8217;m here...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;a href="http://bigappleblaine.tumblr.com/"&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/avatar_6912008cc72a_16.png"/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;strong&gt;&lt;a href="http://bigappleblaine.tumblr.com/"&gt;bigappleblaine&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; replied to your &lt;strong&gt;&lt;a href="http://topbitchlopez.tumblr.com/post/28782474836/its-not-a-mckinley-high-reunion-without-the-old-gay"&gt;post&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;span&gt;:&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;I was just waiting for you to make a comment.&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I&amp;#8217;m here to make your wishes come true, magical elf.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://topbitchlopez.tumblr.com/post/28782620195</link><guid>http://topbitchlopez.tumblr.com/post/28782620195</guid><pubDate>Sun, 05 Aug 2012 20:57:09 +0100</pubDate><category>bigappleblaine</category><category>p: ba</category></item><item><title>It's not a McKinley High reunion without the old gay Winklevoss Twins drama.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8asmyZ5XD1ro2h2g.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://topbitchlopez.tumblr.com/post/28782474836</link><guid>http://topbitchlopez.tumblr.com/post/28782474836</guid><pubDate>Sun, 05 Aug 2012 20:54:00 +0100</pubDate><category>post: gen</category><category>santana lopez</category><category>glee rp</category></item><item><title> kurt-elizabeth-vogue replied to your post: I&amp;#8217;m finally all unpacked.
Do we get pictures?...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;a href="http://kurt-elizabeth-vogue.tumblr.com/"&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/avatar_86e6067e9bd2_16.png"/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;strong&gt;&lt;a href="http://kurt-elizabeth-vogue.tumblr.com/"&gt;kurt-elizabeth-vogue&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; replied to your &lt;strong&gt;&lt;a href="http://topbitchlopez.tumblr.com/post/28778957633/im-finally-all-unpacked"&gt;post&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;span&gt;:&lt;/span&gt; &lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;a href="http://topbitchlopez.tumblr.com/post/28778957633/im-finally-all-unpacked"&gt;I&amp;#8217;m finally all unpacked.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;Do we get pictures? ;)&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Maaaaaaybe.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8aqznVAch1ro2h2g.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://topbitchlopez.tumblr.com/post/28780291318</link><guid>http://topbitchlopez.tumblr.com/post/28780291318</guid><pubDate>Sun, 05 Aug 2012 20:19:04 +0100</pubDate><category>kurt-elizabeth-vogue</category><category>p: kh</category></item><item><title>I'm finally all unpacked.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;My apartment looks awesome.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8apyjIcpB1ro2h2g.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://topbitchlopez.tumblr.com/post/28778957633</link><guid>http://topbitchlopez.tumblr.com/post/28778957633</guid><pubDate>Sun, 05 Aug 2012 19:56:54 +0100</pubDate><category>post: gen</category><category>santana lopez</category><category>glee rp</category></item><item><title>I fell asleep unpacking stuff again.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tinkerrach.tumblr.com/post/28732250473/i-fell-asleep-unpacking-stuff-again"&gt;tinkerrach&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Did you have a nice nap?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img align="left" height="250" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0nc9nvie91r6mv7x.gif" width="245"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;









&lt;p&gt;Surprisingly, yes. I didn&amp;#8217;t know using cardboard as a pillow could be so comfortable.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m89cp5oUaW1ro2h2g.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://topbitchlopez.tumblr.com/post/28732610445</link><guid>http://topbitchlopez.tumblr.com/post/28732610445</guid><pubDate>Sun, 05 Aug 2012 02:12:52 +0100</pubDate><category>p: rb</category><category>tinkerrach</category></item><item><title>I fell asleep unpacking stuff again.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m89ca5naqA1ro2h2g.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://topbitchlopez.tumblr.com/post/28732081290</link><guid>http://topbitchlopez.tumblr.com/post/28732081290</guid><pubDate>Sun, 05 Aug 2012 02:03:51 +0100</pubDate><category>post: gen</category><category>santana lopez</category><category>glee rp</category></item><item><title>Looks like I'm starting to gain some followers!</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://brittsagainstthemusic.tumblr.com/post/28720336976/looks-like-im-starting-to-gain-some-followers"&gt;brittsagainstthemusic&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I’m happy to hear that. Did you run into any famous people while you there? That would be one of my main goals if I lived there. Oh, cool! Are you still doing the whole acting and singing thing? &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m892krL5qP1rut9dd.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Kind of. I did photo shoots with famous people. No, actually, I&amp;#8217;m a model.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m893f5veRS1ro2h2g.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://topbitchlopez.tumblr.com/post/28721255170</link><guid>http://topbitchlopez.tumblr.com/post/28721255170</guid><pubDate>Sat, 04 Aug 2012 22:52:21 +0100</pubDate><category>p: bp</category><category>brittsagainstthemusic</category></item><item><title>Looks like I'm starting to gain some followers!</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://brittsagainstthemusic.tumblr.com/post/28719176145/looks-like-im-starting-to-gain-some-followers"&gt;brittsagainstthemusic&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Santana, hey. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m891moRPGX1rut9dd.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Um, how’ve you been? How’s LA? &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I&amp;#8217;ve been good. LA was great. I&amp;#8217;m in New York, now.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m89202XaHT1ro2h2g.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://topbitchlopez.tumblr.com/post/28719581764</link><guid>http://topbitchlopez.tumblr.com/post/28719581764</guid><pubDate>Sat, 04 Aug 2012 22:22:06 +0100</pubDate><category>p: bp</category><category>brittsagainstthemusic</category></item><item><title>I see I've gained some more McKinley followers.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://angeliquinn.tumblr.com/post/28714914044/i-see-ive-gained-some-more-mckinley-followers"&gt;angeliquinn&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Yes, I believe I have called you worse - just as you have with me. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m88y15RFIY1r22hnz.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;No problem, San, I mean it. Yeah, I didn’t tell anyone as I just wanted to vanish into the college life and succeed at something - I know it’s a bit ignorant of me but at least I’m talking to people now. How was LA? &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;LA was amazing. Everybody&amp;#8217;s so good looking there, you know? I worked my way to the top in the model business and now I&amp;#8217;m at their most popular branch. So, did I hear right that we&amp;#8217;re all meeting up?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://topbitchlopez.tumblr.com/post/28719490319</link><guid>http://topbitchlopez.tumblr.com/post/28719490319</guid><pubDate>Sat, 04 Aug 2012 22:20:25 +0100</pubDate><category>p: qf</category><category>angeliquinn</category></item><item><title>Looks like I'm starting to gain some followers!</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://brittsagainstthemusic.tumblr.com/post/28715550202/looks-like-im-starting-to-gain-some-followers"&gt;brittsagainstthemusic&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m88yh5ivxo1rut9dd.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I know pretty much every single one of you, so there isn’t any point in introducing myself. You knew you couldn’t get away from me. Anyways, how’s everyone doing?!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;#8230;Brittany. Hi.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m88zyjh2fg1ro2h2g.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://topbitchlopez.tumblr.com/post/28717170826</link><guid>http://topbitchlopez.tumblr.com/post/28717170826</guid><pubDate>Sat, 04 Aug 2012 21:37:52 +0100</pubDate><category>p: bp</category><category>brittsagainstthemusic</category></item><item><title>sexandcourvoisier:

If that were the case, I’m certain you wouldn’t be around to find out because...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sexandcourvoisier.tumblr.com/post/28716663739/topbitchlopez-i-thought-you-would-have-died-of"&gt;sexandcourvoisier&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;If that were the case, I’m certain you wouldn’t be around to find out because you would have already done the same. How’s the taco truck?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m88zjmDPC91r4f47o.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Touché. I actually became a model, not a taco truck owner. What about you, Prince Phillip?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://topbitchlopez.tumblr.com/post/28717132224</link><guid>http://topbitchlopez.tumblr.com/post/28717132224</guid><pubDate>Sat, 04 Aug 2012 21:37:09 +0100</pubDate><category>p: ss</category><category>sexandcourvoisier</category></item><item><title>sexandcourvoisier:

Don’t act so surprised. You’d think you just saw a ghost.
Or, maybe I’m just not...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sexandcourvoisier.tumblr.com/post/28713571899/topbitchlopez-smythe-dont-act-so"&gt;sexandcourvoisier&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Don’t act so surprised. You’d think you just saw a ghost.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Or, maybe I’m just not speaking a language you can understand. Hola. Que pasa?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m88wx1CQpf1r4f47o.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I thought you would have died of some sexually transmitted disease by now, that&amp;#8217;s all.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m88xsmYikA1ro2h2g.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://topbitchlopez.tumblr.com/post/28714589646</link><guid>http://topbitchlopez.tumblr.com/post/28714589646</guid><pubDate>Sat, 04 Aug 2012 20:50:54 +0100</pubDate><category>p: ss</category><category>sexandcourvoisier</category></item><item><title>I see I've gained some more McKinley followers.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://angeliquinn.tumblr.com/post/28708797578/i-see-ive-gained-some-more-mckinley-followers"&gt;angeliquinn&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I guess I should call you Tana Bear? ;) &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m88sql3rLd1r22hnz.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Wow, you’re a model? I’m not shocked in the slightest, I always knew you’d do something along those lines - I am happy for you though, I’m glad to see you’re making it. Me? I probably should have called or something but I changed my mind about Yale and headed to New York instead - I’m studying in Columbia but I’ve kind of hidden from the world. How long have you been in New York?&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;You&amp;#8217;ve called me worse, I guess Tana Bear will do.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m88wdvRemA1ro2h2g.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Oh, thanks, Q! Really? Wow. I&amp;#8217;ve only been here for two days, I&amp;#8217;m still unpacking.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://topbitchlopez.tumblr.com/post/28712982020</link><guid>http://topbitchlopez.tumblr.com/post/28712982020</guid><pubDate>Sat, 04 Aug 2012 20:21:03 +0100</pubDate><category>p: qf</category><category>angeliquinn</category></item><item><title> sexandcourvoisier replied to your post: 
And a follower from much wealthier origins.
Smythe.
</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;a href="http://sexandcourvoisier.tumblr.com/"&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/avatar_97137ea086b5_16.png"/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;strong&gt;&lt;a href="http://sexandcourvoisier.tumblr.com/"&gt;sexandcourvoisier&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; replied to your &lt;strong&gt;&lt;a href="http://topbitchlopez.tumblr.com/post/28707835156/i-see-ive-gained-some-more-mckinley-followers"&gt;post&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;span&gt;:&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;And a follower from much wealthier origins.&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Smythe.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m88wclEHUI1ro2h2g.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://topbitchlopez.tumblr.com/post/28712905902</link><guid>http://topbitchlopez.tumblr.com/post/28712905902</guid><pubDate>Sat, 04 Aug 2012 20:19:42 +0100</pubDate><category>sexandcourvoisier</category><category>p: ss</category></item><item><title>I see I've gained some more McKinley followers.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://angeliquinn.tumblr.com/post/28708335131/i-see-ive-gained-some-more-mckinley-followers"&gt;angeliquinn&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;You know, for once I’m going to agree with you. I did miss you, San…..how’ve you been?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m88sf2M9wa1r22hnz.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Q Bear? No way! &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m88si9JFJV1ro2h2g.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I&amp;#8217;ve been good, I just moved here from LA. I&amp;#8217;m a model now, who would&amp;#8217;ve guessed? What about you? Still living it up at Yale?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://topbitchlopez.tumblr.com/post/28708497352</link><guid>http://topbitchlopez.tumblr.com/post/28708497352</guid><pubDate>Sat, 04 Aug 2012 18:57:54 +0100</pubDate><category>p: qf</category><category>angeliquinn</category></item></channel></rss>
