everyone knows my job here is to look hot

Santana Maria Lopez, formerly McKinley's hottest bitch, currently New York and LA's hottest model. If you don't recognize me from my days of ruling McKinley High in a Cheerios uniform, you'll certainly recognize me from the cover of a magazine you jacked off to.

I'm single, but that certainly doesn't mean I'm looking. I'm also a lesbian, which isn't big news to anybody who went to school with me. If you make the wise decision to follow my blog, you can expect regular updates from my life, which is the best freakin' deal you've ever heard.